Newly retired 56-year-old man spends his days relaxing while his 53-year-old wife works full time, gets confused when she’s angry that dinner and groceries don’t magically appear: ‘It’s as if now that I’m retired, she thinks I should clean the house’

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Etai Eshet • Editor
Dec 22, 2025 4:00 PM EST

Full disclosure: I'm a guy, but I swear it's like some men have Benjamin Button syndrome, only it's not physical, they just become more and more infantile and childlike as they age. This guy, I suspect, has a bad case of just that.

Retirement lasts exactly one afternoon before a man discovers that relaxing full-time doesn't come with applause. Thirty-two years of corporate sacrifice apparently convinced him he's earned a personal sabbatical from reality. So now he sits, heroic and sedentary, surrounded by hobbies he's too tired to begin, wondering why his working wife is unimpressed by his performance art titled "Resting After Doing Nothing." She comes home after a full day to find her husband marinating in the couch and mystified that dinner didn't cook itself.  

He insists he "helped for years," by which he means he ate efficiently and existed quietly in the background. Now that the household runs without a paycheck for scenery, his confusion grows. In his head, retirement meant leisure. In hers, it meant redistribution. He's baffled that she wants a hot meal instead of congratulations for his decades of effort. She, meanwhile, is too tired to explain that microwaving soup doesn't count as oppression.  

His new enemies are the grocery list, the vacuum, and the haunting realization that "I worked hard once" doesn't exempt anyone from basic living. In a touching act of defiance, he considers finding a new job, not for money, but to avoid learning what a sauté pan looks like. 

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  • Just retired. Wife who still works expects me to have cooked dinner when she gets home and is mad when it’s not. AITA?

    A black-and-white photo shows a middle-aged man relaxing on a couch with his hands behind his head and a content expression, overlaid with a bold quote reading, “I’d rather go get another job than be expected to be a homemaker now, lol,” highlighting his take on work and household expectations.
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  • I (M56) just retired after 32+ years of 60-75+ hour work weeks to support the family as a single earner.
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  • Wife (F53) was a SAHM until our oldest was (17) and youngest (14). She cooked for the kids but I usually fended for myself due to the long hours I'd put in at work 6-7 days a week.
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  • She's a few years younger than me and works full time (no OT) and has done so the past 4- 5 years.
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  • Not that it matters but her income is about 1/6 of what mine was. She's working to help pay for our oldest son's college tuition and related expenses.
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  • She gets mad when she comes home from work and I'm relaxing on the couch and don't have dinner ready for her or didn't go grocery shopping.
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  • A middle-aged man lies asleep on a couch with his eyes closed, resting against a colorful pillow in a quiet living room, conveying exhaustion, rest, or avoidance of responsibilities.
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  • She's also tried to volunteer me to tutor other peoples kids in math and I'm like screw that.
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  • It's as if now that I'm retired, she thinks I should clean the house (which I do) and do whatever silly errand she wants (which I sometimes do).
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  • I have several hobbies I've always had to put off, until now. I think I'd rather go get another job than be expected to be a homemaker now, lol.
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  • If you are a retired person, do you find people think you have nothing better to do because you're retired?
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  • AITA?
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  • Nerves-Of-Noodles 101 So your wife expects you to be an adult and you're wondering if yta. Yes,im afraid you are. While you earned the right to relax, you still need to take care of the home. Sorry
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  • OP fatherpain2 Thank you. Perhaps I erred and made it sound like I'm not doing anything and focusing only on my hobbies, relaxing and myself. I have been cleaning the house, doing yard work, watering her garden and such, until around noon. Every morning I make sure my wife has a lunch packed or I'll pick something up to drop off to her. She gets home around 430p expecting me to have cooked and that's where I'm drawing the line. I offer to take her out for dinner or to go get something and bring
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  • Kyra Heiker If you were making so much money I want to know why your wife has to have a job to help your child get through college.
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  • OP fatherpain2 Easy. We didn't save for his college, live in a HCOL area and wife discouraged our son from following my path (blue collar) to pursue college and now wants to become a dentist. A 30 minute commute was too much for him so we are paying for him to live (5) mins from campus. While I feel we should only have to help with a BA and dental school should be him taking a loan, probably will do what we can to help if he continues. Though retired, am helping with his expenses + paying for 10
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  • Due-Stop-4776 Who will cook when your wife retires?
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  • OP fatherpain2 Hard to say. Other than when we host Thanksgiving, she doesn't cook anymore except when she doesn't like what we have at home or want to go out. When she does cook it's a small thing for herself and that's fine. Neither of us cook even on the weekends. She and I are nearly opposites when it comes to food preferences. We primarily eat out or grab whatever is in the fridge. Will be prepping meals at home more moving forward for health reasons but not necessarily full on cooking...bu
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  • Due-Stop-4776 Does she have any desire to cook?
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  • OP fatherpain2 No she does not. When she gets home at 430p pretty much jumps in bed and watches FB reels or other content on her phone... For example, tonight i went to her favorite taco place and brought back tacos for her and our son.
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  • OP fatherpain2 Heh some of you early angry responders (hens?) are a bit much. I'm the AH then. Noted, thank you. Should have added, I do pick up food for her and our youngest (oldest no longer lives with us)... or take them out to eat. Have done since she's been working. Since retiring I get up every morning and pack her lunch. Have also driven to drop lunch to her. That said, I find her expectation | cook dinner and have it ready when she gets home a bit much. I fended for myself while working
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  • Least Sweet1846 YTA..... I'd be willing to bet that she did FAR more than you while she was a stay at home mum. Just because you are retired, it doesn't mean you no longer have to try and help the home run smoothly. If pulling your "domestic weight" seems like too large of a task, you should be a bachelor. Is it really too much to ask for you to get groceries and cook? Even if you fended for yourself from time to time, she fed your family for YEARS. I don't think you're the asshole for not wanti
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  • Nova9z wow what a man. YTA Im pretty sure your wife had plenty of hobbies she wanted to do too once upon a time until she met you and had your kids. cooked and cleaned for you. raised them for you. now that they dont need as much rearing, she's back working. and you no longer have jack shit to do, and you arent gonna repay her for all those years of home labour? what a childish prick. why are you retired if your son has college tuition and expenses to pay for? she's working full time earning 1/6
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  • Sweaty-Delivery-5300 You should be cooking dinner, buying groceries, and cleaning regardless because you LIVE IN THE HOUSE AND EAT THE FOOD IN IT. This is peak man-child behavior. If youre so pressed you can order groceries and have them delivered on your doorstep. The tutoring is reasonable to refuse but youre acting like throwing together a meal is disrupting your entire life. Grow up, it's not too late. YTA.
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  • NothingUpstairs4957 I cook every night and full time work Whats your excuse again?
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  • Dickie_downer Yta. Dude you're retired. Retired does not mean you get to just check out and expect your wife to pick up the same slack with no help from you Also how hard is it to just make a quick pasta? 30 minutes? Maybe an hour? So you're telling me out of all the hours in the day you can be spending on your hobbies, you can't do the bare ass minimum of taking something off your wife's plate so she can enjoy some down time after working, when she's done that for you FOR YEARS. Just because yo
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